Total Medals Earned: 370 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,515 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/400 points)
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Buy everything in the shop!
Complete all quest!
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 6/6 (290/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
???
Medals Earned: 13/14 (415/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/30 points)
You saved the day! At least in the demo...
You enjoyed a tasty soda
You saved an innocent life today, hero